i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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