come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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