Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
he just fucked me for my cheese.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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