I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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