What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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