it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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