Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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