Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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