oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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