People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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