I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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