I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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