Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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