Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
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