were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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