:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
