No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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