On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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