marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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