pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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