This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Randomize
