I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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