Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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