So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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