dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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