I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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