Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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