Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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