TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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