I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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