don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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