You can't special order awesome
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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