"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
God I need to hump something, right now.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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