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(205): View more from Alabama

I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?

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(205): View more from Alabama

The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...

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(480): View more from Arizona

dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours

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(718): View more from New York

we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.

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(904): View more from Florida

I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.

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(989): View more from Michigan

Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?

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(734): View more from Michigan

She's 90% sass and 10% boobs

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.

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