I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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