Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
