like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
