did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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