just come out here and I will go home with you...
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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