Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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