she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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