I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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