If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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