I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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