Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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