Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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