just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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