I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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