If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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