Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
