At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I just forgot I was standing up.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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