That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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