Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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