I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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